By: Ifaki L.

Nigerian girls aint so bright and smart (no offense) we guys know deep down inside u, no matter how hard u pretend….u’all love money…so guys if u don’t av money just “act” like u do and rush ur game….”hit and disappear…not run”

1) She wanna hear u say u work in a stable organization: gals won’t take u serious if u say u work as a marketer or in a bank, nop she won’t take u serious. Instead, tell her u work at a fed govt agency, or u own atleast 3 private businesses….dat stability, she will begin to imagine a future.

2) Tell her u av siblings in d USA/Europe: this automatically makes dem fink ure frm a rich ohm and dat u deciding to be in d country is cos u just don’t wanna go or fact’s plan to meet her….she says a future in dat also.

3) Tell her u need her advice about Weda to rent ur own apartment or buy a land: dis is for d dudes dat still live with Deir parents, its no big issue, all u av to do is tell her ure planning of buying a land instead of renting ur own apartment and ask her for an advice about it….gals like hearing stuffs like landed properties and stuffs….dey will fink ure a serious guy finking abt d future.

4) Never wear too much jewels…wear polo or shirt: gals seem to take guys in polo tops and shirt more serious Dan guys in tee and singlets….

5) Flirt heavily with confidence: show her u find her incredibly sexy…let her catch u starring at her bum, lips…never look at her boobs….den touch her back, shoulder….den try to kiss her on d first date…..if u miss d first date kiss….ure out bro.

Ifaki Writes from Lagos